Showing posts with label coke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coke. Show all posts

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Coke vs. Pepsi is for Chumps!

So you prefer Coke over Pepsi (or vice versa), that's fine. It's these types of conversations that piss me off:

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Chump: A Coke.
Waitress: I'm sorry, but we only have Pepsi, is that ok?
Chump: No thanks, I hate Pepsi. It tastes like shit. Give me an iced tea.


Being bigoted towards one can of sugar and soda versus another almost-exactly-equal-tasting can of sugar and soda doesn't make you discerning. it doesn't make you insightful, it doesn't give you good taste, and it doesn't make you perceptive...it makes you a chump.

But Dr. Pepper versus Mr. Pibb--that's different. Mr. Pibb tastes like shit. I'll have an iced tea.