- Order it from Amazon. It'll be cheaper.
- If you can get it on mp3 from Audible, you can listen to it while you're doing something else. Multitask! I'm sure your time is valuable.
- The bookstore is not a library.
- I refuse to be quiet in the bookstore because you decided today was the day you needed to finish your precious metals paper for class or just had to read that new John Grisham thriller without paying for it.
- On top of that, what makes it ok for you to get your greasy mitts all over a book someone else might want to buy? Don't dog ear the page you left off on or crease the spine. Somone might actully want to buy that someday and I don't think they give discounts for "used" books.
- If you are going to be one of those cheap bastards that sits around the bookstore, at least get your lazy ass out of the aisle. Someone might actually want to look at something on the shelf you're camping in front of.
- Get a freakin' library card! Its free!
(One day I will walk up to someone reading a book in the bookstore, ask them if they intend to purchase it, and when they say no, I will rip it from their hands, take it to the counter, purchase it, and then tear it to pieces in front of them.)
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want to go to borders for lunch tomorrow??
and people say I am angry.
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