Coke vs. Pepsi is for Chumps!

So you prefer Coke over Pepsi (or vice versa), that's fine. It's these types of conversations that piss me off:

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Chump: A Coke.
Waitress: I'm sorry, but we only have Pepsi, is that ok?
Chump: No thanks, I hate Pepsi. It tastes like shit. Give me an iced tea.

Being bigoted towards one can of sugar and soda versus another almost-exactly-equal-tasting can of sugar and soda doesn't make you discerning. it doesn't make you insightful, it doesn't give you good taste, and it doesn't make you perceptive...it makes you a chump.

But Dr. Pepper versus Mr. Pibb--that's different. Mr. Pibb tastes like shit. I'll have an iced tea.