First of all, soup is for poor people. Its basically taking all the crap you had left over from other meals and thinning it out with water so you have more of it to share with your twelve hungry kids that you don't have enough food stamps to feed.
Secondly, it starts out cold, so you heat it up. Then, its so hot that you burn yourself on it. Then you take a bunch of time to "blow" on it and cool it back down again. That's just ridiculous. Why bother warming it up in the first place.
Thirdly, any food you have to slurp is disgusting. Have some decorum.
Finally, why do I want to eat something that looks like it's already been chewed, swallowed and spit back up into a bowl.
You've got teeth. Eat some solid food. It's what they're there for.
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WRONG...
There are so many errors in your argument here. One that I want to challenge is the statement that soup is made from a bunch of leftovers. Wrong! When I make soup, it is all from the new ingredients I bought specifically for that soup. Two, I'm not simply adding water to make as many meals out of it as possible. Third, soup does not need to be extremely hot when served and you don't need to blow on it to cool it down. Fourth, soup does not need to be slurped if you know how to eat it properly. Slurping is for chumps though. Lastly, soup is tasty good!
NOT eating soup is FOR CHUMPS!
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