Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Pleated Pants Are For Chumps!
Unless you're rail thin and working on Wall Street in the 40's there is no reason you should ever wear pleated pants. I promise you if you look one rack over in the JC Penney men's department, you'll find the pants labeled "Flat Front". Give em a shot! At least then you'll only have one amorphous blob you call your ass in the back instead of two. No one likes front butt.
(Suggested by Toby)
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I work on Wall Street in the 1940s.
I take umbrage to your post!
Time traveler? Or just really awesome?
I'll be the judge of that.
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