Yeah, I get it you're in better shape than I am. You don't have to rub it in my face that your training for some ridiculous marathon. I don't give a crap that you can get up early in the morning with a bunch of other chumps and run 26 miles before I even start my day. You know what I did last night while you went to bed early? I went out and had a good time with my friends, and it didn't involve dehydration, vomiting or relieving myself in public just to shave a few minutes off my time. (Well, maybe on a really good night!)
The only time you'll catch me running is if I'm being chased by a large, fanged animal with a taste for human blood or a knife weilding, axe murderer who has a new found passion for chainsaws.
(Yes, the irony is he has an axe, knife, and chainsaw.)
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I'm not sure it's irony. Just unexpected.
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